Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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