Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
