So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
