why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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