GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
