i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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