Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Hippo gnu deer
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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