Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
