For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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