Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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