At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
