yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
