if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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