All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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