just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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