yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
This girl is more easily done than said...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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