Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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