Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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