a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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