How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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