4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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