Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize