You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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