I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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