I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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