David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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