i will never coherently bang her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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