I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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