I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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