You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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