its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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