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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Who is this?

  (407): View more from Florida

  Who do you want it to be?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Sarah Palin

  (407): View more from Florida

  I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful

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  breakfast of champions

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  breakfast of stoners

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid

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