spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
