dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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