Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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