My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Tornado booty call.. dedication
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
