Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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