you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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