We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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