I'm jealous of your bromance
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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