I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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