how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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