I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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