I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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