your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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