Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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