Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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