piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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