Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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