5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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