there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
