Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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