umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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