You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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