I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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