im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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