he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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