At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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