with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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